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<judas> where's pacman when you need him?
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<anamexis> oh man
<anamexis> I was opening a coke, right
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<anamexis> and it exploded
<anamexis> ALMOST all over my keyboard
<anamexis> but I got it away just in time
<--beefpilehasquit(sickfuckers)
<anamexis>.......?
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<frank> can you help me install GTA3?
<knightmare> first, shut down all programs you aren't using
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<studdud> what the fuck is wtf
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<@manero> this song sounds like a fucking fire alarm
<@manero> BEEEEEEEEEEEEE BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE BEEEEEEEEEEE BEEEEEEEEEEE BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
<@manero> oh shit
<@manero> IT IS THE FIRE ALARM
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<zybl0re> get up
<zybl0re> get on up
<zybl0re> get up
<zybl0re> get on up
<phxlpaper> and DANCE
* nmp3bot dances
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-<*nmp3botdances
/-<<[sa]hatfulofhollow> i'm going to become rich and famous after i invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet
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<arai> I use my right hand for everything except *one* thing.
<arai> Not wanking.
<arai> I wipe my ass with my left hand.
<vhabion> I use toillet paper
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<insomniak`> Stupid fucking Google
<insomniak`> "The" is a common word, and was not included in your search
<insomniak`> "Who" is a common word, and was not included in your search (domats meklet "THE WHO"
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<calin> we had a guy at school that wore black lipstick.. and was all gothy.. and then one day we caught him buying an assvibrator
<ecoli> ew.
<ecoli> wait, you "caught" him?
<ecoli> like, you were behind him in line at the assvibrator store?
<aero> he doesnt answer
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**You know you're in a Racist channel when you see this**
(19:22:54)<jaayy> I like my coffee the way I like my niggers.
(19:22:59)<naive-eoc> Dead?
(19:23:01)<derid-eoc> In the Field?
(19:23:02)<ball-licker> In jail?
(19:23:06)<humur> Killing each other?
(19:23:0
<naive-eoc> Stealing?(19:23:09)<sailym> Covered in blood?
(19:23:11)<humur> 5$ a piece?
(19:23:13)<derid-eoc> Stupid?
(19:23:20)<jaayy> ...
(19:23:31)<jaayy> BLACK YOU FUCKING RACIST BASTARDS! I LIKE MY COFFEE BLACK!
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<dev-hda0> Damn... while coming home from the store, this drunk came up to me, and was like,
<dev-hda0> "Hey, you big black nigger! Loose-lips McGee, why don't you go back to your monkey relatives? Bet you couldn't even add 1 + 1."
<dev-hda0> And I calmly respond, "What's the derivative of cosecant(x)?"
<dev-hda0> he just replied, "fuck you" and left...
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<elexon> shit, I just got owned so badly by a black guy on the street...
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(Feeks) Hey can anyone help me I've been building a computer?
(@Wabz) Whats up?
(Feeks) Well i built it but it wont turn on
(@Wabz) Is the PSU connected to the board and harddrive etc
(Feeks) Yeah I'm not fucking stupid
(@Wabz) lol ok then, can you hear the fan on the PSU?
(Feeks) Yeah so it's turned on ya fucking muppet
(@Wabz) Fair enough then
(@Wabz) There should be a little red switch on the back of the PSU saying 240
(Feeks) Yeah man
(Feeks) ??? Hurry up some of us dont have all day
(@Wabz) OK OK lol push it over so it says 115 and you'll get more power going to the board
(Feeks) Then Plug it in?
(@Wabz) Yeah
(KLine) hehe
@Wabz puts his fingers in his ears
(Feeks) You fucking bastard you blew it up
(@Wabz) No i told you how to blow it up
(@Wabz) You blew it up
(Feeks) Fucker!!
(@Wabz) !kb Feeks
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<fabz> I think we need to work on our communication.. one guy is talking crap, one just goes "lol" and the other one doesn't understand what's going on
<atsleek> lol
<nefemus> what?
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t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
BlackAdder> i believe i speak for all of us when i say...
BlackAdder> WRONG BTICH
BlackAdder> IM SICK OF YOU
BlackAdder> AND YOUR LAME STORIES
BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE THINKS YOURE FUNNY
BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR STORIES
BlackAdder> IN FACT
BlackAdder> IF YOU DIED RIGHT NOW
BlackAdder> I DON"T THINK NOBODY WOULD CARE
BlackAdder> SO WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT FAG
*** t0rbad sets mode: +b BlackAdder*!*@*.*
*** BlackAdder has been kicked my t0rbad ( )
t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
CRCError> right
heartless> Right.
r3v> right
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<t-wolf> man, my girlfriend left me for some faggot named robert
<rdawg20> you don't live in Hope mills do you?
<t-wolf> ya, why man?
<rdawg20> lol, just wondering, was her namne alisson?
<t-wolf> you mother fucker
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<ben174> : If they only realized 90% of the overtime they pay me is only cause i like staying here playing with Kazaa when the bandwidth picks up after hours.
<chrislmb> : If any of my employees did that they'd be fired instantly.
<ben174> : Where u work?
<chrislmb> : I'm the CTO at LowerMyBills.com
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<death09>my girlfriend broke up with me and sent me pix of her and her new boyfriend in bed
<ktp753>ouch.
<death09>yeah.i sent them to her dad
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<jontg> Man, my penis is so big if I laid it out on a keyboard it'd go all the way from A to Z
<jontg> wait, shit
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(datorsalona) <night-hen-gayle> I gotta go. There's a dude next to me and he's watching me type, which is sort of starting to creep me out. Yes dude next to me, I mean you.
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<sui88> 57% no meitenem ir stulbas
<vikki> tad jau es iederos atlikusajos 23%
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<htler> HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU TELL THAT I'M 13 BY LOOKING AT WHAT I'M WRITEING?????????????????????????????????????????????????????
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<reo4k> just type /quit whoever, and it'll quit them from irc
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<iban`reo4k[ex]> that's gotta hurt
<r`heaven>
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<raven> I tried setting my hotmail password to penis.
<raven> It said my password wasn't long enough.
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<daze> at my school.. the cop from DARE passed around 3 joints to show everyone... and he said "if i dont get all three of these back this schools getting locked down and everyones getting searched till i find it.." and like 30 minutes later when everyone got to see 'em and they got passed back the cop had 4
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<mendo> lmao there's a wicked lookign spider on my monitor and if i move the mouse around he chases after it
<spitfire> haha mendo
<spitfire> take a screen shot
<spitfire> wait
<spitfire> that made no sense
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<@chin^> My sister caught me jacking off the other week and calls me a pervert
<@chin^> just the other day i walked into my room and caught my sister masturbating
<@chin^> So she calls me a pervert again?!?
<@chin^> there is no justice in the world...
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