some chat quotes

<cthon98> hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars
<cthon98> ********* see!
<azurediamond> hunter2
<azurediamond> doesnt look like stars to me
<cthon98> <azurediamond> *******
<cthon98> thats what I see
<azurediamond> oh, really?
<cthon98> Absolutely
<azurediamond> you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2
<azurediamond> haha, does that look funny to you?
<cthon98> lol, yes. See, when YOU type hunter2, it shows to us as *******
<azurediamond> thats neat, I didnt know IRC did that
<cthon98> yep, no matter how many times you type hunter2, it will show to us as *******
<azurediamond> awesome!
<azurediamond> wait, how do you know my pw?
<cthon98> er, I just copy pasted YOUR ******'s and it appears to YOU as hunter2 cause its your pw
<azurediamond> oh, ok.

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<deadmanshand> haha, last night, me and pete went out to celebrate his engagement and got hugely drunk
<deadmanshand> we got this great idea to bury eachother in the sand close to the water and see who would chicken out first
<deadmanshand> took about a half hour, but the water got up to my face so i freaked and got out
<deadmanshand> i looked around for pete and he must've chickened out before me and stumbled home or something heh
<deadmanshand> What'd he say when he woke up this morning?
<thirteen-> uhh.. he hasn't come home yet.. i thought he was staying with you?
<deadmanshand> holy fuck.
<deadmanshand> i fucking hope im wrong about what im thinking right now
<deadmanshand> im fucking going back to the beach to make sure
<deadmanshand> if he gets home, call me, i don't want to be worrying about this
<thirteen-> will do. you better hope he's not still buried, you'll be in deep shit.
quit: (DeadMansHand)
<tyran> wtf? pete came home last night you fuck. Ken's going to be worrying about this shit all day
<thirteen-> haha yea, but it will be fun while it lasts
join: (PeteRepeat) (bob@3F8C4655.11D1C8C.18637D35.IP)
<peterepeat> fucking ken
<peterepeat> ken... that fucker buried me in the sand last night, i ran off about 5 minutes to it, left him there to be an idiot
<quiqsilver> pete, ken didn't come back last night, i thought he was with you.
<peterepeat> oh fuck.
<peterepeat> if ken shows up, make sure he doesn't know that im at the beach digging for his body. i don't want him to think i care or anything.
quit: (PeteRepeat)
<thirteen-> rofl. Those 2 are going to get a huge surprise when they meet at the beach.
<tyran> i can't beleive how perfect their timing was

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<mage> what should I give sister for unzipping?
<kevyn> Um. Ten bucks?
<mage> no I mean like, WinZip?

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Rabidplaybunny87: Okay, so my neighbors officially hate me
GarbageStan23: why?
Rabidplaybunny87: Well, me, david and andrew were having a bonfire in the backyard, and we were making s'mores and all... and suddenly we here sirens, and see a firetruck turn into the street in front of us.
Rabidplaybunny87: So we all went running to see what was up, and our neigbor's house was on fire!
GarbageStan23: oh shit!
Rabidplaybunny87: Yeah, and when we got there, the wife was crying into her husbands arms, and we were just kinda standing there, and then she saw us, and then like for 10 seconds, gave us the dirtiest look ever
Rabidplaybunny87: Turns out, we were still holding our sticks with marshmallows on it, watching the fire....
Rabidplaybunny87: talk about bad timing...

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bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 chicken of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?
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BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something

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<th3no0b> Im going to be the next hitler
<th3no0b> Im going to kill all the jews and 1 clown
<rageagainsttheamish> why the clown
<th3no0b> See? no one cares about the jews
<rageagainsttheamish> lmao

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<jeedo> hey baby, whats up?
<indidge> umm....nothing?
<jeedo> So....want me to like come over today so we can fuck?
<indidge> Wait....did you want to speak to my daughter?
<jeedo> Yes Mrs.Miller.. :-/

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<tag> Ouroboros: lets play Pong
<ouroboros> Ok.
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<ouroboros> Whoops

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<mooseondaloose> Hey Mike
<goatboy> what?
<mooseondaloose> Pussy.
<goatboy> er?
<mooseondaloose> Pussy.
<goatboy> and?
<mooseondaloose> Pussy.
<goatboy> ...
<mooseondaloose> Pussy.
<goatboy> i dont get it
<mooseondaloose> AND YOU NEVER WILL.
<goatboy> bastard

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<eticam> I was in biology class once, and the teacher said there was sugar in sperm
<eticam> And a girl asked why doesn't it taste sweet then
<eticam> When she realised what she said her face became red like a spanked monkey ass
<eticam> Then the teacher said, because you taste sweetness with the front of your tongue, not the part of your tongue back in your throat
<eticam> The girl started crying and left class ^^

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<volteface`> don't you hate it when you shit on the floor, and you can hear it fall but you have no idea where it actually landed, and spend like 5 minutes looking for it
<peng> ...
<peng> what?
<volteface`> oh shit
<volteface`> don't you hate it when you DROP shit

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<sonium> someone speak python here?
<lucky> HHHHHSSSSSHSSS
<lucky> SSSSS
<sonium> the programming language

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docsigma2000: jesus christ man
docsigma2000: my son is sooooooo dead
c8info: Why?
docsigma2000: hes been looking at internet web sites in fucking EUROPE
docsigma2000: HE IS SURFING LONG DISTANCE
docsigma2000: our fucking phone bill is gonna be nuts
c8info: Ooh, this is bad. Surfing long distance adds an extra $69.99 to your bill per hour.
docsigma2000: ...!!!!!! FUCK FUCK FUCK
docsigma2000: is there some plan we can sign up for???
docsigma2000: cuz theres some cool stuff in europe, but i dun wanna pauy that much
c8info: Sorry, no. There is no plan. you'll have to live with it.
docsigma2000: o well, i ccan live without europe intenet sites.
docsigma2000: but till i figure out how to block it hes sooooo dead
c8info: By the way, I'm from Europe, your chatting long distance.
** docsigma2000 has quit (Connection reset by peer)

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<locl-yocl> I helped the EMTs at a car wreck and got blood all over my arms and shirt. It looked like I murdered 20 people with a fork... anyway, I walked into a convieniance store down the street and said my girlfriend needs a tampon. The guy at the counter was mortified.

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<@david> Yay I get laid today! Been a month.... needing it by now
<@sony> ...........
<@sony> TMI TMI TMI
<@david> Only a few hundred pounds but its better than nothing
<malpine> Thanks for the info
<@david> eh?
<@david> damn i meant PAID
<@david> I get PAID today
<@david> dammit

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<cassius_clay13> so I was with my friend bryan the other night in a bar
<cassius_clay13> well he got really drunk and said he was gonna puke
<cassius_clay13> so i helped him walk to the toilet
<cassius_clay13> all the stalls were occupied
<emoti_conartist> lol
<cassius_clay13> bryan is a rugby player... so a big guy
<cassius_clay13> so he fucking KICKS one of the stall doors open
<cassius_clay13> and there's this guy in there taking a shit
<emoti_conartist> hahahahahaha
<cassius_clay13> and bryan throws up ALL OVER HIM
<cassius_clay13> then (this is genius) bryan thinks 'oh shit... if i were taking a shit and someone came in and was sick all over me, i'd want to fuck him up... so i'd better hit him first'
<cassius_clay13> so he fucking SMACKS this guy in the face
<cassius_clay13> and runs away
<cassius_clay13> imagine being that guy... WORST NIGHT OUT EVER

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<scirdsl> I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.

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<batty> Euch, rap is just missing one letter. c.
<zeep> rapc?
<batty> ...
<batty> Crap you idiot. you put the c on the other end
<zeep> oic
<batty> Though you could also say it's missing an e
<zeep> wtf is erap?
* Batty bangs his head repeatedly against a wall

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<by> Is there anyway I can tell the world I'm an idiot?
<seven7> Of course, just type your name, where you live and your confession
<by> Kk
<by> I am Mark Duval of Belgium, and I am an idiot
<by> ?
<by> Now what?
<seven7> Don't worry. It's done

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<robt> Name ONE thing that your windows comp can do that my MAC cant
<bawss> Right click.